Tone Deaf

Nathan Hoks

There is a song I cannot hear. There is a bird I cannot name. There is a spider I cannot catch. There is a window I cannot crack. There is a string I cannot tie. There is a dish I cannot break. There is a hair I cannot cut. There is a book I cannot read.There is a cabinet I cannot build.There is a log I cannot burn.There is a tree I cannot climb.There is a sprint I cannot time.There is a drink I cannot spill. There is a pill I cannot swallow. There is a dish I cannot taste. There is a lemon I cannot squeeze.There is a poem I cannot write.There is a bike I cannot ride.There is a potato I cannot skin. There is a street I cannot cross.There is a bottle I cannot empty.There is a blanket I cannot fold.There is a cast I cannot mold. There is a lawn I cannot mow. There is an oath I cannot pledge. There is a dog I cannot pet. There is a dot I cannot connect.There is a ball I cannot throw.There is a photo I cannot develop.There is a phone I cannot answer.There is a bill I cannot pay.There is a trick I cannot take. There is a dress I cannot wear.There is a language I cannot speak. There is a wall I cannot paint. There is a finger I cannot point.There is a curtain I cannot draw.There is a ladder I cannot climb.There is a lap I cannot swim.There is a button I cannot snap.There is a hand I cannot wash.There is a wound I cannot bandage. There is a floor I cannot sweep.There is a tomato I cannot slice.There is a bag I cannot fill. There is a branch I cannot break. There is a shell I cannot crack. There is a chord I cannot play.This is a page I cannot turn. There is a rip I cannot stitch. There is an echo I cannot locate. There is a pedal I cannot pump.There is a plant I cannot grow. There is a needle I cannot thread.There is a leaf I cannot burn.There is a donut I cannot dunk.There is an eye I cannot close. There is a wall I cannot raze. There is a channel I cannot charge.There is a city I cannot map. There is a train I cannot catch. There is a button I cannot push.There is a breath I cannot take. There is a battery I cannot change.There is a key I cannot press.There is a lip I cannot lick. There is a picture I cannot hang. There is a record I cannot spin. There is an echo I cannot hear. There is a metal I cannot bend.There is a bat I cannot swing. There is a match I cannot strike.There is a tongue I cannot click.There is a lip I cannot bite. There is a salt I cannot toss.There is an image I cannot form.There is a part I cannot play.There is a game I cannot win. There is a hammer I cannot bang.There is a bell I cannot ring. There is a twig I cannot snap.There is a door I cannot close.There is a craft I cannot board.There is a switch I cannot flick. There is a sentence I cannot complete.There is a cigarette I cannot light. There is an infinitive I cannot split. There is a letter I cannot read. There is a thought I cannot think.There is a sink I cannot drain. There is a chair I cannot rock. There is a list I cannot finish. There is a dream I cannot remember. There is an air I cannot breath.There is a belt I cannot buckle. There is a hole I cannot dig.There is a question I cannot ask. There is a tongue I cannot hold. There is a fire I cannot start. There is a word I cannot spell. There is a gift I cannot wrap. There is a table I cannot set. There is a candle I cannot snuff.There is a grave I cannot dig.

There is a play I cannot rehearse. There is a party I cannot crash. There is a rope I cannot fray. There is a line I cannot tow. There is a knot I cannot tie.
There is a path I cannot take. There is a net I cannot cast. There is a shadow I cannot cast. There is a keg I cannot tap. There is a school I cannot attend. There is a meal I cannot miss. There is a mix I cannot blend. There is a rift I cannot rend. There is a part I cannot touch. There is a lake I cannot swim. There is a hedge I cannot trim. There is a screw I cannot turn. There is a boot I cannot lace. There is a leaf I cannot rake. There is a child I cannot rear. There is a can I cannot crush. There is a wand I cannot wave. There is a crease I cannot fold. There is a minute I cannot waste. There is a riot I cannot quell. There is a disc I cannot burn. There is a stake I cannot claim. There is a life I cannot live. There is a mark I cannot make. There is a mark I cannot erase. There is a tax I cannot pay. There is an era I cannot end.

There is a muscle I cannot flex. There is a zit I cannot pop. There is a card I cannot trade. There is a number I cannot call. There is a tree I cannot fell. There is a balloon I cannot inflate. There is a first I cannot clench. There is a door I cannot slam. There is a floor I cannot scrub. There is a tank I cannot fill. There is a deck I cannot shuffle. There is a salad I cannot toss. There is a lunch I cannot pack. There is an eye I cannot blink. There is a muscle I cannot twitch. There is a trap I cannot trip. There is a rash I cannot itch. There is a lens I cannot scratch. There is an arm I cannot clasp. There is a dough I cannot kneed. There is a bone I cannot set. There is a god I cannot see. There is a serum I cannot inject. There is a dumbbell I cannot lift. There is a coat I cannot wear. There is a trailer I cannot hitch. There is a piece I cannot fit. There is a voice I cannot stand. There is a mouse I cannot click. There is a web I cannot spin. There is a suspicion I cannot shake. There is a sock I cannot find. There is a coin I cannot flip. There is a document I cannot shred. There is a man I cannot meet. There is a shirt I cannot tuck. There is an ear I cannot pierce. There is a story I cannot tell. There is a sleeper I cannot wake. There is a toilet I cannot flush. There is a date I cannot keep. There is a tea I cannot steep. There is a signal I cannot receive. There is a file I cannot delete. There is a banana I cannot peel. There is a brick I cannot lay. There is a fish I cannot gut. There is a bomb I cannot defuse. There is a missile I cannot launch. There is a bullet I cannot dodge. There is an alarm I cannot sound.